The Funniest Quotes About Golf: Quotes For Every Occasion

Golf is a game that can be both frustrating and hilarious. Whether you're a seasoned pro or a weekend hacker, there's no denying that there's a lot of humor to be found on the golf course.

Golf It's A Funny Old Game: The Funniest Quotes About Golf (Quotes For Every Occasion Book 3)

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Over the years, some of the game's greatest players, commentators, and fans have shared their wit and wisdom about the sport. Here are some of the funniest golf quotes for every occasion:

Quotes About the Game of Golf

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

George Bernard Shaw

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

Mark Twain

Golf is the most impossible game in the world. It's the only game where you can play perfectly and still not win.

Tiger Woods

Golf is a game of inches—the more inches you miss, the better you are.

Lee Trevino

Golf is a game that requires a certain amount of insanity.

Chi Chi Rodriguez

Quotes About Golfers

I have a theory that the more I practice, the luckier I get.

Gary Player

I'm a terrible golfer. I can't hit the ball straight, I can't putt, and I can't chip. But I love the game. It's the only game where you can play badly and still have a great time.

Bill Murray

Golf is a lot like life. You get a lot of breaks, but you have to make your own luck.

Tom Watson

Golf is a game of patience. It's also a game of perseverance. And it's also a game of luck. But most of all, golf is a game of skill.

Ben Hogan

Golf is a game that you can never master. But that's what makes it so much fun.

Arnold Palmer

Quotes About Golf Courses

The best golf courses are the ones that make you feel like you're playing in a park.

Jack Nicklaus

A golf course is a place where you can lose your ball, your mind, and your money.

Anonymous

The only thing worse than a bad golf course is a boring golf course.

Peter Jacobson

Golf courses are like women—they're all beautiful, but some are just more challenging than others.

Lee Trevino

The best way to improve your golf game is to play on a difficult golf course.

Tiger Woods

Quotes About Golf Equipment

The most important club in your bag is the one you're using.

Lee Trevino

The only thing worse than a bad golf club is a broken golf club.

Anonymous

The best golf balls are the ones that you can find.

Gary Player

The only thing worse than a bad golf ball is a lost golf ball.

Anonymous

The best golf gloves are the ones that fit you best.

Tom Watson

Quotes About Golf Etiquette

The first rule of golf is to have fun.

Anonymous

The second rule of golf is to be respectful of other golfers.

Anonymous

The third rule of golf is to play the ball as it lies.

Anonymous

The fourth rule of golf is to keep up the pace of play.

Anonymous

The fifth rule of golf is to replace your divots.

Anonymous

Quotes About Golf Tournaments

The best way to win a golf tournament is to play well.

Jack Nicklaus

The second best way to win a golf tournament is to get lucky.

Anonymous

The third best way to win a golf tournament is to cheat.

Anonymous

The fourth best way to win a golf tournament is to bribe the judges.

Anonymous

The fifth best way to win a golf tournament is to play against a bunch of hackers.

Anonymous

Whether you're a seasoned pro or a weekend hacker, we hope you enjoy these funny golf quotes. So next time you're out on the course, take a deep breath, relax, and have some fun. After all, it's just a game.

Golf It's A Funny Old Game: The Funniest Quotes About Golf (Quotes For Every Occasion Book 3)

by M. Prefontaine

4.5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	2020 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	70 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

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