The Wicked Wit of Queen Elizabeth II

Queen Elizabeth II is known for her sharp wit and sense of humor. This book collects some of her most hilarious quotes, from her quips about her family to her observations on the world around her.

The Wicked Wit of Queen Elizabeth II

by Karen Dolby

4.3 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	6991 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
X-Ray	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	156 pages

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Table of Contents

• Family
• World
• Animals
• Herself

Family

• "I have to be seen to be believed."
• "My corgis are my family. They're the only ones who don't talk back."
• "Prince Philip is the only man I know who can open a tin of sardines without getting smelly fingers."
• "Prince Charles is a bit of a worrier. He always sees the worst in everything."
• "Princess Diana was a very nice girl. She was just too thin."

World

• "I'm not a politician. I'm just a queen."
• "The British people are very patient. They've put up with me for 60 years."
• "I don't like to travel. I get homesick very easily."
• "I'm not a very good dancer. I just move my feet around a bit."
• "I'm not a very good singer. I just make a lot of noise."

Animals

• "I love dogs. They're so loyal."
• "Horses are beautiful creatures. They're just a bit too big for me to ride."
• "I'm not a big fan of cats. They're too independent."
• "I've never eaten horse meat. I don't think I could bring myself to do it."
• "I'm not a vegetarian. I just don't like to eat things that have faces."

Herself

• "I'm a very lucky woman. I've had a very happy life."
• "I'm not perfect. I make mistakes like everyone else."
• "I don't take myself too seriously. I think that's important."
• "I'm not afraid to laugh at myself. I think it's important to be able to do that."
• "I'm just a simple country girl at heart."

The Wicked Wit of Queen Elizabeth II

by Karen Dolby

4.3 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	6991 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
X-Ray	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	156 pages

FREE